Attention! Your attention, please! A newsflash has this moment arrived from the Malabar Front. Our forces have won a glorious victory. I am authorized to say that the action we are now reporting has brought the war to an end. Here is the newsflash. All resources have been relocated Offworld. Let us all congratulate the brave men and women who so loyally served these past 11 years and 9 months and wish them every success on their new adventure.